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 Posted: 2 March 2010 07:27 pm
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World's Shortest Books:
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE



by Barack Obama


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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS



by Tiger Woods



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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY



by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT JOHN TERRY



by VANESSA PERRONCEL
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT VANESSA



By John Terry (written for him by a 8 year old)

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD



by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY



by Katie Price

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE



by Tony Blair

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......



by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell



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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE



by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS



by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY



by George Michael



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 Posted: 9 March 2010 04:51 pm
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What about the " Italian book of hero's?";)

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 Posted: 10 March 2010 08:19 am
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Wern't Julius Ceasar eyetie? ;) n' that fella Leonardo de Caprio, sorry my mistake

I mean 'leonardo Da Vinci'

n' Michaelangelo

n' Christopher Columbus

Giovanni Caboto, better known to history as John Cabot

Actually you could write, not just a big book but a whole library on 'Italian Heros'

Heya, whats'a matta' hey? you is disrespecting Italia! You wanna sleep with da fishes? Mamma mia!!!:P



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 Posted: 14 March 2010 08:45 am
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They were all criminally insane, you could've had Mussolini and Caligula, they were nutters! maybe not Da Vinci! He was only asked to give the cistern in the chapel a coat of paint! Look what happened? No that was Michaelangelo ??? Not many from the last war though? Ask my uncle who was in the 8th army in the last little nastiness :D
What did Caesar say when he landed at Sandwich all those years ago, as he pointed at the ancient Britons? Weeny, weedy, weaky,!! no wonder we got annoyed! ::D He wanted to take over the world like Hitler did! and he 'aint no hero?The Holy Roman empire was the 1st Reich, Hitlers was the 3rd, dunno' who had the 2nd? Probably us!!!
P.s Chis Columbus wasn't Italian? From Spain I think, (there is some doubt!) not his real name either! can't trust these swarthy types:cool::

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